November 27, 2007

  • Bread-and-Butter Gifts

    A bread-and-butter gift is a token gift that you usually give en masse to folks on your list.  Your neighbors, your friends at church, your co-workers, your spouse’s co-workers, your neighbor’s co-workers, your paper boy, your hairdresser, your Great Aunt Matilda…  Token is the operative word.  I like to think of weird things and I usually manage to humiliate one or more of my children.  I just bet some of you could come up with some ideas just as strange as these.

    ~ Great, fun, (and cheap) books


    Food and Drink costs $1.50/Music $2.00
    Save 25% on orders more than $40 (exp Dec 15)
    Free shipping with $50 order
    Dover Publications Coupon code: DH25

    ~ Parchment Paper
    I bought a case of 1000 at a restaurant supply store.
    I took 20 pieces, rolled them up, with a  paper explaining  it,
    and tied them with ribbon or raffia.
    This was met with squeals of exultation or blank stares.

    ~  Teresa’s Pan Spread
    I got this recipe from a friend who cooks for large groups regularly.
    Equal parts: Crisco, vegetable oil, flour
    Beat in mixer on high speed until smooth.
    Keep in fridge.
    I use it in cooking all the time, in place of No-stick cooking spray.
    I bought cute little pastry brushes to go with the jar.
    [Moth-ER! I can't beLIEVE you are giving grease to people as a gift!]

    ~ Al’s Sweet Hot Mustard

    4 oz. dry mustard
     (buy this in bulk at health food store)
    1 cup white vinegar
    2 cups sugar
    8 eggs

    Mix mustard and vinegar and let sit for at least 8 hours.
    Add sugar and eggs.
    In double boiler, stir over steaming water until it thickens.
    Store in pint jars in refrigerator.
    I double the recipe and make several batches.

    ~ Hamburger Jerky

    12 pounds (elk) hamburger
    2 – 3 T liquid smoke
    1 T tenderizer
    3 T onion powder
    2 T lemon pepper
    2 T seasoned salt
    2 T garlic powder
    4 1/2 T red pepper flakes
    2 cups brown sugar
    1 cup Yoshida’s Gourmet Sauce
    1 T hot sauce

    Mix well and load into a jerky gun.
    Dry in food dryer.

    * * * * * * * * *
    This year’s token is Hot Fudge Sauce.
    The others are ideas for the future.

    ~ Hot Fudge Sauce

    1 C sugar
    1/4 C baking cocoa
    1/4 C corn starch
    1 C boiling water
    1 T butter
    1 tsp real vanilla

    Combine sugar, cocoa, and cornstarch in a saucepan.
    Add water and cook over medium-high heat  slowly until thick.
    Remove from heat an stir in butter and vanilla until smooth.
    Already I’ve messed up a big batch! Yikes!
    It took so long to thicken, I started reading blogs…
    Next batch, I’m simmering instead of medium-heating.

    ~ BBQ Sauce

    1 T liquid smoke
    2 # 10 cans ketchup
    5 lbs honey
    2 C prepared mustard
    2 C vinegar
    1 tsp onion powder
    1/4 C Worcestershire Sauce

    ~ Sheri’s Homemade Chai Mix
    12 tsp tea leaves

    Grind, but not too fine:
    24 cardamom
    6 sticks cinnamon
    24 cloves

    1 1/2 tsp ground ginger
    2 1/2 cup sugar

    Mix together.

    To use:
    3 T mix + 2 C water
    Boil 10-15 minutes
    Add 1/2 cup milk.
    Strain and drink.

    ~  Healthy Vinaigrette

    Recipe here.

    ~ Brenda’s Poppyseed Loaf

    Message me, if you’d like the recipe.
    It’s too long for this.
    But oh my, it is my husband’s favorite.

    ~ Lemon Curd

    Recipe and photos here.
    Limbolady recommended this *with a box of gingersnaps*!

Comments (11)

  • “MoTHER!!!!”   Hilarious.  This is a great list!  Lots of good ideas.  Thanks for sharing them!

  • I just did some Christmas shopping at the Dover site. Thanks for the heads-up about the coupon!

  • You have outdone yourself.  These are all terrific ideas!

    Saving this post :)

  • Wonderful ideas!  How do you package up the chocolate sauce?  Does it have to be refrigerated?  I’ll have to check out that Dover site.

  • One of the reasons I’m doing the fudge sauce is because I have too many canning jars (and a whole lot of baking cocoa).  I will put some in quart jars (for families) and some in pint jars (for individuals).  Depending on my time and resources I might add a ribbon, a bow or a round piece of cloth trimmed with pinking shears.

    I would refrigerate the sauce but I don’t think it will hurt to have it out, at least temporarily.  I’ll do some checking on that.

  • I did this more when the girls were in elementary school.  You know, for their teachers.

    I am tempted to buy that Food/Drink quotation book just for the cover.  I have so enjoyed Vreeland’s book by that title and all stuff associated with the pre-Impressionism era.

  • I love the quotes, Dana, and have put a few on the blog.

  • Okay, I have just picked myself up off the floor, laughing at the thought of Collin’s comment ab/ you giving “grease” as a gift!!!  That is just TOOOOO funny!!!

    You forgot the part ab/ giving a box of gingersnaps w/ the lemon curd. The neat thing ab/ lemon curd is that you can give really small jars since you don’t use very much at a time. Also, I make little tarts (from a box of pie crust mix) and pour a tsp.of curd in them, cook for 15 min. at 350, top w/ whipped cream. MMM!

  • YUM, YUM, YUM.  And I love the idea of giving “grease” (-:

    I really like the lemon curd/gingersnap idea.  Hmmmm…. you’ve given me some great ideas.

    Di

  • I have the book of music quotes–maybe I’ll have to try the food one as well!

  • Um…a “jerky gun”? Not sure what that is, but it sounds like fun. Love all your ideas! Very creative–

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