December 23, 2010

• Tidings of Almonds and Joy (God Rest Ye Merry Musketeers)

   

  
  

  God rest ye merry Musketeers Yule time is your Payday.

  Remember Christ our Savior redeemed the Milky Way.

  Oh Henry’s Baby Ruth rejoiced with Christmas on its way.

  Singing, Tidings of Almonds and Joy, Almonds and Joy.

  Singing, Tidings of Almonds and Joy.

   

  From God our heavenly Father, Goodbar the angel came.

  The shepherds stopped their Snickering, Kit Kats and Doves were tamed.

  Big Hunks of earth and Clifs of rock shook loose in Jesus’ name.

  Oh, tidings of Almonds and Joy, Almonds and Joy.

  Oh, tidings of Almonds and Joy.

   

  100 Grand angelic voices Thundered all around.

  Nestlè, the strongest shepherd Crunched his staff upon the ground.

  Hershey, his Bar-friend was be-Twixt, Butter-Fingered at the sound.

  Oh, tidings of Almonds and Joy, Almonds and Joy.

  Oh, tidings of Almonds and Joy.

   

  The shepherds went Nutrageous, they climbed o’er hills and Mounds.

  And Fast Breaked up 5^Th Avenue through Bethlehem the town.

  A fire Krackeled near the barn, Messiah they had found.

  Oh, tidings of Almonds and Joy, Almonds and Joy.

  Oh, tidings of Almonds and Joy.

  
  

  (my husband entered a contest at work to make a Christmas Carol with Candy Bars.  He won People’s Choice.  He also made the wooden letters in the picture this year.  One side says Believe!; the other Rejoice!)

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